so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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