I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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