She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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