Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Come share oat with me in your robe
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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