i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
its not stalking. its research.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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