i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He better not be in your backpack
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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