A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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