Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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