butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I believe in your delicious
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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