all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Can't talk, ducks in the car
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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