Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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