just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
