ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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