Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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