fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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