i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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