She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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