I'm going to jail i love you
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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