I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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