she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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