I want to make a zoo with you.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he thought i was a dude.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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