and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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