her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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