i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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