Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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