Dual....:-)
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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