He had one of those small greek statue penises
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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