Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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