I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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