normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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