Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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