WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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