Me too!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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