Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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