we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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