As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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