Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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