why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Randomize