When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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