oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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