So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Ladies don't puke and tell
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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