So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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