Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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