yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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