We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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