It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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