I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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