Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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