Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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