I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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