i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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