how can u be prego again
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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