i think i have herpe
just one?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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