Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
These tits shall not be calmed
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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