I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
im holly from the hills drunk
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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